Jaguars @ Lions - Halftime Speech

JT: Written during the actual halftime as if JaguarsTalk was invited into the locker room.

The Jaguars are looking like a Paula Abdul song. Two steps forward and two steps back.

To the Offense: You are pitiful. You look awful, like a high school JV team tryout. Zay Jones and Evan Engram are running the same routes and Zay is dropping catches that I believe are intended for Engram. Lawrence is sailing balls like he is nervous about playing the worst defense in the NFL. Trevor, settle down and then stop sucking. That is, if you come back in the second half. Might be best to hold you out of this second half and let Beathard take over to rally this horrifically bad, completely asleep Jaguars offense. Also, ETN can we hold onto the ball? I don’t have the numbers in front of me right now, but it just feels like you fumble more than you should. You may not, but it sure feels like you do. The main adjustment that needs to be made at the half is to run the ball more. The Lions run defense is atrocious, which is why I started ETN in my fantasy league. The defense seems to be holding the Lions to field goals now, so we don’t have to throw every down in order to catch up. That will open up the passing. Look for Kirk. Kirk is the answer today.

To the Defense: You look bad. Detroit is a prolific offense but you started out horribly. I know ETN put you in a bad situation. You have bounced back nicely by holding the Lions to field goals over the past several drives. Keep this up and give the offense a chance to get their s#$t together. Blitz and stunt more. Goff has all day long in the pocket. I swear I saw him making a sandwich back there, kicking back in a lawn chair and grilling up some ribs. He is as mobile as the goal post. Sack him. Josh Allen and Walker need to step up this second half and make us believe that they are actual edge “rushers.”

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