The List

  1. Travis Etienne

  2. Tank Bigsby

  3. D’Ernest Johnson

  4. William Refrigerator Perry

  5. Evan Engram

  6. Tim Jones

  7. The Chiefs O-lineman who caught Mahomes’ illegal pass on their first drive (cheaters)

  8. Snoop Conner

  9. Captain Sandy

  10. Pug Dederson

  11. Doug Pederson

  12. Fred Taylor then AND now

  13. Brent Martineau

  14. @LaurieFitzptrck

  15. Brenton Strange

  16. Cam Robinson - even while suspended

  17. Old Yeller - after the rabies

  18. De Niro and Pacino, but only in the diner scene from Heat

  19. Voltron

  20. Lieutenant Dan

  21. Brian Baldinger (just so he can do a Baldy breakdown of himself)

  22. Tyrion Lannister

  23. Leonardo

  24. Donatello

  25. Raphael

  26. Michelangelo

    The turtles, not the four Italian Renaissance artists, but let’s be honest, you were thinking turtles from the start.

  27. The four Italian Renaissance artists

  28. The Blue Power Ranger

  29. Condoleezza Rice (yes that’s how you spell it. I Googled)

  30. The Dr. Pepper guy from Fansville

  31. Me

  32. That host from Double Dare on Nickelodeon

  33. Every member of Nickelback

  34. Asher Grodman (with or without pants)

  35. The person who sings 1-877-Kars4Kids

  36. Kyle Brandt - maybe

  37. Kay Adams - definitely

  38. Travis Kelce’s girlfriend Taylor Swift

  39. Monica Lewinsky

Those able to take a hand-off on first and goal from the one. Just saying, Press…Just saying.

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